You Are Likely To Be Pwned By An AWP

Non-gamer friends are due to arrive in one hour’s time. You sit at your computer desk with a hot beverage. Life is great.

You boot the PC and lean back in your office chair as Steam loads. Instinctively, you move the cursor to Counter-Strike: Global Offensive - the only reason you use your “favourites” tab these days.

CSS Story is a Twine game made by Owen Hill, "chief word officer" at Mojang. Can you squeeze in a game of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive before your friends show up?

I deleted the CS:GO files immediately and everything went to hell.

Good thing it wasn't trying to get in a game of Left 4 Dead 2 in an hour's time because that's just impossible (THIS IS A HINT TO MY STEAM FRIENDS TO START PLAYING CS:GO).