Super Important Gaming Business

So I'm in the middle of writing a few articles for Nitrobeard headquarters, and this was sent up to my corporately-sponsered Nitrobeard desk. My inbox folder on my desk, to be exact, the one made of various woods and knobs. Wait, I mean, the DESK has the knobs and wood, not the folder. A wooden folder wouldn't function very well. Plus why would a folder have knobs.

BASICALLY WRITE-UPS COMING SOON ABOUT THINGS, GUYS. ENJOY THIS TERRIBLE VIDEO UNTIL THEN!